The Dracula Who Loved Pizzas

I was going through some old boxes and found a notebook where I had written stories. I was always writing stories when I was younger. I have no idea when I wrote this – I’m thinking around second grade. Anyway, hopefully you will get a laugh out of this. Apparently I was in a pizza mood or something… Happy reading!!

Once there was a Count Dracula who lived next door to the Croft family.

One day Mrs. Croft brought home some pizzas from Safeway. Count Dracula loved the smell of pizzas but didn’t know what they were.

So Count Dracula went over to the Croft’s house and said “I vant to have vhatever smells so good.” Mrs Croft said “It’s pizza.” And she gave him a piece of pizza.

The Count loved the pizza so much he asked if he could stay for dinner.

Mrs. Croft said “That would be fine.” Katie Croft gave The Count the numbers of Dominos, Godfathers, Pizza Hut, Pizza Haven, and Pieatros and more.

So The Count and the Croft family lived happily ever after.

So if you are ever near The Count’s house and you’re hungry for pizza just ask and The Count will invite you in and have dinner with you and it will always be pizza.

The End

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3 Responses to The Dracula Who Loved Pizzas

  1. Stacy O says:

    That is too funny! Don’t you love reading the old stories? Hilarious. Ahh Pizza Haven is Pizza Heaven….remember that ad? I loved that place. Yummy. Me want pizza now, with the Count. LOL

  2. Michelle says:

    Priceless….I love it!

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